Aaron, look!
At last, time are a-changing!
You would have been so delighted...
The world misses you but your legacy is definitely here, alive and kicking.


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Presentation laptop has problems, three engineers on stage trying to fix it.
From the audience: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Laptop owner: It's not windows it's a mac, you buy a new one.

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"Les Belges sont décidés à simplifier l'orthographe du français"

Je m'attends à voir passer des chars AMX de l'armée française à tout moment

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"Then... he pays /you/ thirty-five dollars a day to tell him to work faster!"

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The Disconnect : la revue littéraire (en anglais) qui ne peut se lire qu'offline \o/

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Donc BrewDog a déposé la marque "fanzine" pour tout ce qui touche à la bière. Quelle bande de raclures...

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Toxic Gaming & Online Culture, Suicide Show more

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Mastodon is like a city 🏙️

Your instance is your apartment building 🏢

Local is your neighbors 👩‍🏭👨‍🍳👨‍🏫🧓

Global is the whole part of the city you can see from your apartment 🏢🏘️🏚️

Home is the friends in your living room 🛋️

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I had to block some external instances on Masto.host shared hosting.

Here is why and how that can be reverted: masto.host/i-had-to-block-some

This was a tricky decision but couldn't think of a better solution.

If you have any suggestions, please do let me know.

@freedomboxfndn hey, isn't it weird that I get a Forbidden to see this page error when trying to see anything but the front page of your site from a VPN connection?

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#help !

Je suis en train de préparer un cursus pour initier ma fille (6 ans) à l'informatique cette année, et je cherche des ressources.

J'ai déjà du contenu, un début de programme (la numération, les premières machines à calculer, puis les premières programmables, la logique booléenne, Scratch, etc...), et j'adapte par rapport à ses attentes et capacités, mais s'il existait de (bonnes) bases quelque part, ça serait déjà ça de pris (j'ai du mal à trouver mon bonheur).

Repouets appéciés ! 😉

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OldBytes Space - Mastodon

Full of old bytes.
Please don't demagnetize the core memory, thanks.
Do you like old hardware ? Do you use them ?
Perfect you're welcome here !
Please remember that Mastodon can still have bugs !
We run Mastodon Glitch Edition.
Don't forget to read the rules.