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I also have three white scar-like lines on my knees.

I might be The Chosen One.

March Madness
is
HERE!
:blobcheer:

(I don't know what is that, but it definitely sounded very exciting when Jimmy Fallon said it.)

Things are getting better.

Back in the days, Americans thought everybody knew about the places in America.
I remember one guy texting me 'Delaware. You?' on Mastodon after exchanging a couple of messages.

I was like, what the hell is a Delaware?

Now most of them knows that we don't know anything other than New York and California.

Side note : Brits are nice though.
They are always like, 'I'm from whatever-shire, a couple of miles of Manchester.'

Let's not judge people on the OS they use.
Let's not judge people by how much they've traveled.

Let's just not judge people at all.

Video of Climate Strike today in:
New Delhi, Paris, Sydney, Warsaw, Cape Verde, Amsterdam, Seoul, Helsinki, Milan.

From SVT.

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Now, all the postcards I've recieved proudly sits above the idols and the Gods, among the trophies my brother and I had won at school.

At the extreme right it's the one from Belgium, the one dedicated to the British soldiers who helped them during the war, and at the left, the one from USS Missouri, Hawaii.

In the middle lies @dashie 's card and a photo of his cat, Maat, watching over all of us.

You gotta believe in something. Why not yourself?

*wink*

Woah, woah.

Hey @vfrmedia!

Are there really foxes in Wimbledon?

Well, I just read that Maria Sharapova stepped on fox shit when she was going to play a game.

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Well, it's back now and Grandma is checking Facebook.

Seriously people, you don't have a clue about what's happening over here.

I was sitting on a chair, sitting back, as back pain is the last thing I want to have right now.

About ten minutes later, my trousers was like the court of Rolland Garros after rain.
So wet from sweat!

the autistic trait they don’t talk about: we are all incredibly rad people

'Netflix and chill' is a bit capitalistic.

I mean, poor dudes like me with a terrible internet connection can't necessarily Netflix and chill on Saturdays.

We toot and chill.

It's time we make it a thing.

Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay

Time spent doing what you love is not time wasted.
Time spent with people you enjoy and who enjoy you is not time wasted.
Time spent in introspection and recovery is not time wasted.
Time spent thinking about your passions is not time wasted.
Time spent wondering and dreaming is not time wasted.

Facebook is down.

This is our moment.
We are free

Take a deep breath and enjoy that feeling.

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of coffee that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

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OldBytes Space - Mastodon

Full of old bytes.
Please don't demagnetize the core memory, thanks.
Do you like old hardware ? Do you use them ?
Perfect you're welcome here !
Please remember that Mastodon can still have bugs !
We run Mastodon Glitch Edition.
Don't forget to read the rules.