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One day, I'm going to post my passwords on the chan and start living my life.

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:porky_happy: telling people to turn the lights off when they leave the room to prevent global warming
:porky_scared: holding the 100 companies that are responsible for 71% of global warming responsible

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Here is the current list of confirmed hellsites:

1. All of them
2. Literally all of them
3. Log off before it's too late

Cortex, I so wanna win this.
Bless me, spirits.
For cjunior to be bestow'd upon
by the easiest of the experiments.

Let cjunior jam on.

- From The Azure Cortex
8/1/18

I began tuning from the 60m mark. First, some East Asian voices started to get received. One of them, I'm sure, was Chinese, as the voice had a lot of monosyllabic words.

Later, I think I found the BBC World Service. It talked about somebody's murder or something and wasn't exactly talking about the news. But I did manage to make out the word 'BBC' sometime during the time I listened to it.

:big_mood:

The old radio is back.
He has done some neat stuff on this.
He has integrated the USB port right where the cassette case was.

And man, short wave is cool!

Looking forward in tinkering with it sometime later.

:dance_cool_doge:

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Do you know 2019 is the international year of the periodic table? ⚗️

Look at this nice representation by C. R. Nodder (1920)

Here you can find many other ones: meta-synthesis.com/webbook/35_

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at a certain point i have to stop stealing personalities from others but first i GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

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Trying something new today?

More power to you. You've got this! The first step is the hardest and most people are risk averse.

You, though, you are powerful. You're not afraid to reach for what it is you need.

And I believe in you.

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For the past several months, I've been sending american-flag-belt-coworker almost-weekly network messages through an app he logs into that I have full admin on. The message pops up in the bottom corner of your desktop, and gives no appearance of having anything to do with the app it's coming from.

For the first few months, he only received this message, over and over:

me: "You still don't know why students suicide, huh, people?"

*works 20 hours for projects and shit*

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Today as I swore at the shower that wasn't hot enough for long enough to rinse out my hair, then coming out and "drying" with a damp towel robe, and then coming out into a damp house and then going to the shops and it rained all around me and it was grey, for a moment there I missed the comforts of city life. Then I turned the corner and saw the sea, the palmtrees and the ancient towers guarding the coast and I thought, bah, fuck that. #puglia #simplelife

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I discovered a little spider on the handle of the bike when on the way back.

I usually just let it be but I shooed it away today.

'cause the last thing I wanna be in the weird stage of my life is Spiderman.

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Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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good morning, Mastodon. today is the 500th day since i stopped drinking. or it will be once the dog and i actually get out of bed and start the day... soon.

tell me a thing you are proud of accomplishing or excited to try. this is a self-tooting toot zone. i will read it to my dog, and we will be hype for you.

All these time I was reading @garfiald's username as 'garfield'.

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