I keep seeing that there's a law in Kansas that you're not allowed to catch fish with your hands. It's usually found on those "Stupid Laws" lists online
But that claim is not entirely correct
There's a resident license required for anyone aged 16 - 74 to fish in Kansas and a permit to fish by hand, specifically "noodling", for all ages
Noodling for catfish is legal in parts of the Kansas river since 2007
I couldn't find a law that actually bans "fishing by hand" that don't involve noodling
The kind of cranky old craftsman we all strive to be.
I love this barrel craftsman: "I don’t make barrels to last a few days. I make barrels to past a lifetime... You dont want barrels. What you want are bags."
Can we retire "hacks" please?
Most folks have no idea what it is and end up using it for everything implying "technique" or "method" or "ordinary thing expected to be done in the course of using X"
Just came across "woodworking hacks" and it was just about keeping your tools dry and sharp. Uh... just no
how to be likable and say and do things that make people happy noo this isn't a search engine this is the toot input box on mastodon and the more words i put in it the more unbelievable it becomes that this is a genuine error i'm making and not just an increasingly bizarre framing device for a relatively mundane post noooo
The hero found two levers in the temple, and an old priest.
"What does this lever do?" the hero asked.
"It ends the world," said the priest.
"And the other?"
"It locks the first for a century..."
The hero grabbed a lever.
"...and dispenses a chocolate."
The hero changed his mind.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
That Joe Biden speech was strange.
He didn’t cuss or say anything racist or blame stuff on other people. He didn’t even start a “locked him up!” chant
He was just up there speaking in complete, coherent sentences, not lying, acting like a goddamned adult...
It’s just weird, yo
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