Swedish as a foreign language
Trippy Dream stuff
I feel like I need to write this down so here it goes. I dreamt I was watching an episode of MST3K where Tom Servo was a fortune cookie gumball machine. Right after he dispensed his fortune a gong was struck and it immediately cut to Tom in a tux with a didgeridoo and Mike holding a fork next to a larger fork with spaghetti hair and googly eyes. Mike then just stares into the camera and says "And now let me sign in my native language." He then holds the fork like a wand and starts making weird chanting noises while the big fork's hair starts blowing in the wind and Tom starts playing his didgeridoo.
What the fuck kinda drugs did I take last night and where can I find some more.
A cyborg made entirely out of floppy disks and hot glue. Everyone should upgrade to Windows 2000.