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*sigh* "Please don't sniff the other cat's butt while he's standing in the litter box"

I think the most exciting thing about the new Doctor Who season for me is Bradley Walsh's character. As a middle aged white guy it means a lot to finally see someone that looks like me on TV.

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OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR will to live!

It's been a week. Glad to come back to my normal life and find all you wonderful people still keeping Mastodon alive and fun.

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OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR idea for a blockchain startup!

I'd like to personally thank all the guys out there working hard to lower the bar for the rest of us (cf almost my entire Twitter feed today)

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I just saw the names of all the latest iPhones written out in normal text: the Xs, Xs Max, and Xr.

Is it just me or do those look like proposals for non-binary pronouns? "Xs Max pulled down xr visor and kicked xr gravcycle into noisy life. Xs had a job to do."

I also wish Alexa had a setting to never play a cover song unless I specifically asked for it. This Marilyn Manson version of Cry Little Sister isn't bad, but it's not what I was hoping for.

I wish Alexa would detect me playing a bunch of sad songs in a row and ask me if I want to talk about it.

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According to my scale I've lost six pounds in two days 😬

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Whoa this is so cool! I’m glad they notify people about these things. #a11y

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Hey people, I've been noticing the number of posts with alt text going down. It might be because of all the new users who haven't learned about the feature yet, so for them and everyone:

yall should use alt text when uploading images! what are they??? hover over the images to find out! why are they good? the tldr of it is that visually impaired computer users exist and it helps them navigate the INFOBAHN better

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Suddenly realized I have room in my new office for an ADM-3a on display :blobthinking:

Typical Saturday. "I'm just going to lay down for a couple minutes and then I'll work on some code..."

Three hours later, I wake up.

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OldBytes Space - Mastodon

Full of old bytes.
Please don't demagnetize the core memory, thanks.
Do you like old hardware ? Do you use them ?
Perfect you're welcome here !
Please remember that Mastodon can still have bugs !
We run Mastodon Glitch Edition.
Don't forget to read the rules.