Us: it's not good to lie to your kids so we're not going to do Santa Claus in our home
Half of all kids TV: and now a very special Christmas episode where Chippy the Chipmunk goes to the North Pole to meet Santa and learns the true meaning of Christmas!
Other half of kids TV: we literally never even hinted at this before but Otto the Octopus' family is Jewish but tonight Otto has to help Santa deliver his presents before midnight!
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