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Me: I don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva. Could you show me?
Wife: I think you're aware enough to know the difference.
Me: I don't know where the clitoris is. Could you show me?
Wife: Oh, you know where that is.
Me: I don't know where the g-spot is. Could you show me?
Wife: Oh, you KNOW where that is.
Me: I don't know where the... appendix is?
Wife: You're on your own there.

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