Wife had to go into work early, leaving at 5am. Toddler for out of bed as soon as she left & got me up. It's going to be a long day.

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regular PSA to mark 18+ and #nsfw stuff as such
not "kink", not "boobs"
an underage user who comes across your post on the federated timeline should know whether that content is safe for them or not
they won't know what your bdsm jargon means

kthxbai

Holy 💩❗The Mega65 team booted up a custom build of GEOS on their pre-production hardware RUNNING AT 40MHZ AND 800x600 NATIVE RESOLUTION 😲 youtu.be/EvMjBCuuedk

I have a hard time disconnecting from work when I'm off at despite all the crap I give my team for doing the same. I should just delete Slack from my phone.

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I guess I'm not going anywhere. Turing really missed me when I was out of town.

I would never spend $100 on one of those home air purifiers. But $8 at the thrift shop? Hell yes.

Horny on main 

Me: Ok, $kid, time to put your jacket on
Son: noooo don't want my jacket!!!! 😭
Wife: $kid, you need to put your jacket on
Son: noooo I want my jacket 😭
Wife: Are we insane yet?
Me: We literally tried the same thing twice and got different results so, yes.

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Prove you're not a robot: do this mindless, repetitive task for no pay

One downside of working remotely: There's free massages for on-site employees today

Love the new Android Auto design. It doesn't look straight out of 2006 anymore.

This dreary weather isn't helping my depression. Been in a funk for three weeks now. Hard to shake it.

Not even ice cream helps. But it doesn't NOT help so I'm going to keep trying...

A long but interesting read: A Former Alt-Right Member’s Message: Get Out While You Still Can buzzfeednews.com/article/rosie via @wallabagapp@twitter.com

I had a dream I got in a fistfight with a white supremecist who was handing out flyers at Walgreens. Suffice it to say I'm in a "take no shit" mood today.

I want to recommend the book Extreme Ownership to people but I think the military theme will turn many of them off. Anybody know an alternative that gets the same messages across?

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"allowing the demon to devour you is a dangerous proposition, but it's worth the risk".
i'm literally dying. someone has used GPT-2 to build a neural net generated text-based dungeon game.
aidungeon.io

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