I won a massage in a raffle today. I still have a gift certificate for a floatation place from my anniversary. I think the universe is telling me to relax already!

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Two iPhones with 512GB storage each have more total storage than all Commodore 64’s ever made (about 15 million) combined.

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How did Margarita know I was downstairs watching videos of other cats?

Making good progress on an open source project I'm using to fill time at work. Feels good to code once in a while.

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*sigh* "Please don't sniff the other cat's butt while he's standing in the litter box"

I think the most exciting thing about the new Doctor Who season for me is Bradley Walsh's character. As a middle aged white guy it means a lot to finally see someone that looks like me on TV.

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OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR will to live!

It's been a week. Glad to come back to my normal life and find all you wonderful people still keeping Mastodon alive and fun.

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OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR idea for a blockchain startup!

I'd like to personally thank all the guys out there working hard to lower the bar for the rest of us (cf almost my entire Twitter feed today)

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I just saw the names of all the latest iPhones written out in normal text: the Xs, Xs Max, and Xr.

Is it just me or do those look like proposals for non-binary pronouns? "Xs Max pulled down xr visor and kicked xr gravcycle into noisy life. Xs had a job to do."

I also wish Alexa had a setting to never play a cover song unless I specifically asked for it. This Marilyn Manson version of Cry Little Sister isn't bad, but it's not what I was hoping for.

I wish Alexa would detect me playing a bunch of sad songs in a row and ask me if I want to talk about it.

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OldBytes Space - Mastodon

Full of old bytes.
Please don't demagnetize the core memory, thanks.
Do you like old hardware ? Do you use them ?
Perfect you're welcome here !
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We run Mastodon Glitch Edition.
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